Seriously?

Today I am sharing a few of the more remarkable things I’ve seen and experienced on the different dating sites. I’m hopeful I can share more along this vein in a future post, but this will have to do for now. Keep in mind these are extreme examples. The vast majority of users are “normal,” whatever that is.

Let’s start with a few of the more, uh, memorable profile pictures. Yes, these are the actual photos these men decided to have as their primary profile picture. None of these have been edited other than for size and to hide any personal information. Boobs seem to be popular.

(Warning, the last image in this section includes a word some may find offensive. Actually, the whole picture is offensive).

I sure hope he knows what to do with them if he ever gets the chance.
I don’t know if this is the real person. With every fibre of my being, I hope not.
At least they are worthwhile hobbies.
I can see he likes blue.
Uh….

I sincerely apologize if this is in fact the real person. I really hope it isn’t.
Does this work? Actually, I don’t want to know…

Next are a few profile names. These were purposely chosen by the user. Only them and god knows why.

These are 2 different men.

Think about it…… There, I knew you’d get it.

That extra “t” doesn’t help.

And finally, for this post anyhow, here are a few messages I’ve received.

My profession in my profile is “seamstress.” Why does he have panties?
Say what now?
I think this man was inviting me to the Philippines for a Pacquiao fight.

This man decided to have a conversation with himself.

Read below for the details of this one.

The last conversation pictured was the only person I actually reported as a scammer. Although there have been many scammers, this one was unique. The mans profile said he was in Phoenix. One of the questions on Plenty of Fish is “do you have a vehicle?” I don’t know why. This mans’ profile said no, he didn’t have a vehicle. You can see that interchange in the picture. He subsequently changed that to “yes” in his profile. I reported him because the next day his profile said he was in Texas. Then less than 2 hours later he was in Michigan. And he wasn’t traveling. There is no flight that would get him from Texas to Michigan in less than 2 hours.

In a future post I’ll show you a few examples of scammers. Their profiles are easily identified once you know what to look for. If it’s not easily determined from their profile, their messages leave no doubt.